Just slip a 90 foot PVC pipe under my tree. Wait. That may not be taken quite right.
What I mean is, can your elves lay some pipe for me? No, that's worse.
Could you leave a good line in my stocking? Please?
Otherwise, it looks like all of my savings and any hope for a vacation from my work nightmare are going to disappear more quickly than holiday treats at my office.
At this point, saying my holiday spirit is down the drain is just too literal and too easy.
3 comments:
I'll never look at tree trimmings the same way.
hahahaha!!
Boy, I go away for a few days and you get all saucy!
Merry Christmas and happy skiing!
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