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Monday, February 06, 2006

further research

so a friend of mine came up with a theory for my lack of a SO. the theory came about after a certain recent event.

he hypothesized that perhaps I am a bad kisser.

um, what?!?

you may be wondering how he could say such a thing. (no, he doesn't know, nor will he ever.) he's just such a close friend, he's like a brother. a teasing brother that likes to harrass me every chance he gets. that's the only reason that he can get away with such theories.

for the record, I completely disagree with his theory. for several reasons. mostly because I've never had any complaints. most of the guys I've kissed have come back for more. but is it the hope of more that brought them back? I don't know.

so, when I expressed my disbelief, he asked why I couldn't just call up an ex and ask if it could be a possibility.

well, because, I couldn't. although I like to think I'm friends with my exes, that's not completely true. my exes and I are civil to each other. but that's pretty much where it ends.

besides, no woman ever wants any guy to know she questions her powers.

last week, in random conversation, the theory was brought up. a great friend later assured me the theory is completely baseless. he should know. although none of our other friends know we ever kissed. I sometimes forget because of that. his judgement I trust. he has nothing to gain or lose by saying it.

and even though I knew it couldn't possibly be the case, I'm happy to hear that I'm not the only one that believes otherwise. although, that's still only two opinions. so, since my reprieve is over, and I have to make good on my bet, perhaps I will have to conduct further research to test the theory.

4 comments:

Callie said...

Sounds like a pretty fun research project to me! Better keep your kisser in tiptop shape!

Neal said...

You can always use me, if it's in the name of science of course.

Wordnerd said...

Sounds like a top-notch research project to me...wonder if you could apply for funding? Hmmm ;)

kt said...

hehe! i'm sure you are NOT a bad kisser! want me to find you some practice boys?